"That's Not My Name"

So I definitely think that my name is wrong on my birth certificate because "Lynn" is without a doubt not a suitable middle for someone like me. I think "Procrastinator" flows a little better. Then my initials would be APL which is awesome because it almost sounds like ATL which happens to coincide with my thug status I like to adopt on the weekends. Or if I wanted to change my first name to say..."Irene" then my initials could be IPL which happens to be compatible with my electric personality. ANYWAYS I promise this has a point.

The point is I've been a procrastinator all throughout high school and I absolutely hated it because I stressed myself out big time. I promised myself that I would change this in college, but here I am at 11:00 (an hour before this is due) procrastinating my life away. Actually I've written my best papers by procrastinating. It's still bad though. I need to quit talking myself into thinking that it actually helps me! AHH! In relation to completing my assignments late, I am always late for appointments, work, sometimes class, dates, etc. Yea I'm late for everything. So if anyone has any advice on how to stop this madness that would be wonderful if you let me know. So I guess this is where I need to stop because I still have to write a second one of these. Catch you on the flip side.

Andrizzle